- Second grade aide who said I wouldn't get into a good college if I didn't do well in 8 year old math class. I'm not joking.

- Fifth grade acting teacher (it was one of those community led classes you sign your kids up for), who'd verbally berate us if we got our play lines wrong.

- Every fucking teacher in my freshman year special ed-program who didn't understand what autism meant.

- Sixth grade english teacher. Just everything about her.

- High school health teacher who spent the entire duration of the class periods talking about her social justice politics.

- Basically every teacher ever except my kindergarten one.